Saturday, May 13, 2006

iTunes! Shop! $$$!

You see if you put all the computers together in a big mess and get them all knowing how to talk at each other and, more importantly, listen, then after a while they will talk things like music.

And this means you can do a thing like buy the Blackout E.P. on iTunes... for the pocket-sized sum of £3.95.

Or if you want the CD proper, you can get it from the on-line shop for £7.50 inc P&P. T-shirts are also purchasable, if you would like to adorn the upper half of your body (or the lower half, with some creative modification*) with our DREAM-LIKE yet AUSTERE logo.

* Modification of your body. Unauthorised modification of the Republic of Heaven T-Shirt (THE PRODUCT) is illegal under the laws of the State of Arkansas (ARKENSAL), and is punishable by having your secondary sexual characteristics replaced by a secondary modern school education (EDKUCAOSHN). You can kiss the sorry ass of your statutory rights goodbye (GOODBYE!). Bet you don't know what they are anyway. Well-informed populace my hairy Republican arse. Would you like to buy a CD now? How about NOW? And NOW? I don't think I know how to stop. How do I stop? I

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